“Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire.”
Neophyte,
Your time as an associate member is drawing to a close. Ensure that your calendars are clear in the coming days for it is necessary to your success within our ranks. You have taken many of the necessary steps to become initiated members of this fraternal order. The brothers have yet to be convinced of your worthiness. Remaining still is a set of tests to judge your candidacy.
Ensure that your gifts representing each sub-ritual are ready for presentation in the coming days. These gifts are not, by any means, to be taken lightly. The brothers expect to see serious effort in acquiring these gifts as a demonstration of your understanding of each sub-ritual. The brothers have also asked that you, as a class, take great pride in the wearing of your associate membership pin. They have asked that you dress in a coat, shirt, and tie, and your associate membership pin today. This is not an optional request.
You have been requested to offer several gifts to the brotherhood. A board with dimensions 6½ feet long by 1 foot long. You have been recommended to sand this completely. It is imperative that the smoothness is evident to all who may view. A sexual instrument known as a condom should be presented in the quantity of three boxes. A newspaper for the past five days and for each day this week should be found and presented. These items should be in the possession of your Chaplain by xxxxx at xxxx hours Post Meridian.
Lastly, the brothers have asked for you to congregate at the Koury Business Center fountain at xxxx Post Meridian tonight. Be sure to remain in the attire that you have worn through the day, as it is necessary for admission.
